Me: Do you like my new boots and jacket?
D : Those are new???
Me: Yeah but I got some money from my parents for my birthday, remember?
D: Marie, you were supposed to invest that money.
Me: I did. I invested it in a pair of combats boots and an awesome jacket!
D: I'm going to go around to all the stores you shop in with your picture and I'm going to tell them "if you see this girl DON'T serve her." Hey, your pants have no pockets! Did you rip them off?
Me: Did I rip them off? No, actually they came like that. I think I'm going to sit down.
D: Good idea. Why don't you frolick on the cement?
Me: I can't believe you just told me to "frolick on the cement." Oh no. There's a car coming!
combat boots, faux leather jacket and bag - Winners pants - Zara t-shirt and jewelry- H & M hat - LOST
I hope you all have a fantastic weekend! The highlight of my weekend will be watching beefed-up men with necks the size of my waist beat the living crap out of each other on television for money. Yes, I'll be going to an Ultimate Fighting Championship viewing party. Hey, when you're in a relationship you have to compromise.