You blew the chance at being a loving Father to this adorable baby boy, got a divorce and became the most-hated celebrity man-whore besides Tiger Woods. If 2010 was the best year of his life then the 3 month-long gooey staph infection I caught after I had my gallbladder removed was an absolute BLAST. But, hey - to each their own!
Good Luck, Guys!
*** 07/26/11 Update: Jesse and Kat have called off their engagement. Shocking!